DISPOSAL - DISPOSAL

On my eternal quest to rid metal of bad lyrics, lyrics at all, vocalists, singers, and all manner of unnecessary "singing", I sometimes have to accept help from unlikely quarters.

In this instance that help comes from a kitchen cabinet under a sink in Burnsville, MN. Therein resides a INSINKERATOR BADGER 5-84A garbage disposal. That garbage disposal just released a new album, and it's better than 95% of all death metal ever released. It is also 99% better than all death metal vocals in the history of the world.

DEATH METAL AS GOD INTENDED
IT SOUNDS LIKE GARBAGE
LITERALLY

DISPOSAL IS ALL ABOUT DUMB FUCKING IDEAS. TAKE SOME DUMB FUCKING HM-2 RIFFS AND THROW AN ACTUAL GARBAGE DISPOSAL OVER THE TOP FOR VOCALS AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A RECIPE FOR SUCCESS. YOU'LL FEEL YOUR BRAIN GETTING SMOOTHER AND YOUR KNUCKLES CHAFING AS YOU LISTEN TO THIS.

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, GOREGRIND

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